Friday, September 14, 2007

Joy of Chocolate

A. Unabashed Pacifist:

The dictator’s first move: silence the pacifists.


B. Unabashed Christian:

Holy One,

Lead us from darkness to light,
From sadness to joy,
From despair to hope,
From bondage to freedom
From suffering to wholeness,
From pain to blessing,
From war to peace,
For you send only the very best.
Amen

C. Un-quoting Jesus:

"Humor is sacrilegious."

[Looking at a lot of His followers, you might think so, but He never said it.]


D. Blog: More Chocolate Wisdom

- Chocolate is not an addiction. It’s a fifth food group.

- Aliens consider chocolate Earth’s one redeeming feature.

- Nine of ten people say they love chocolate. The others are liars.

- Money talks, but chocolate sings.

- Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.

- Forget love – I’d rather fall in chocolate.

- Eat a square meal a day – a box of chocolates.

-There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.

- There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now.

- When the going gets tough, the tough eat chocolate.

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