Saturday, December 29, 2007

Common Sense Challenged

A. Unabashed Pacifist:

The brutality of war goes under-reported. An objective alien observer must consider us insane.

B. Unabashed Christian:

Holy Child,
Shepherds leave their fields to attend your baby shower.
Wise ones travel great distances to bring you gifts.

Holy Child,
Those who oppress the poor fear your appearance.
Despots live in dread of your awesome power.

Holy Child,
Those who desire justice rejoice that you come.
Those who seek peace take courage when you smile.
Amen

C. Un-quoting Jesus:

“From a stork, you say, Reuben? Well, that’s not where I came from.”

[Hard to imagine, I know, but He never said this.]

D. Blog: Uncommon Sense


Last Friday these contractors were installing the steel pillars in concrete to prevent drivers from parking their vehicles on the walk outside a sports bar downtown. They are now in the process of cleaning up at the end of the day and are anxious to go home. How long do you think it will be before reality sets in?

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