What to Announce from Your Bumper

A. Unabashed Pacifist:

I refuse to believe that peace has left the building…

B. Unabashed Christian:

Holy One,

Deliver us from evil.
Evil actions by others, or by us.
Deliver us from evil.
Evil attitudes in us.
Deliver us from evil.
Evil policies by corporations and governments.
Deliver us from evil.
Evil systems of commerce and “development.”
Deliver us from evil.
Evil application of natural and human resources.
Deliver us from evil.
Evil misuse of your sacred name.
Deliver us from evil.
Amen

C. Un-quoting Jesus:

“Forgot me not.”

[Close, maybe, but He didn’t say this.]

D. Blog: Random Bumpersticker Proverbs

- Oh, no! Not another learning experience!

- If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.

- I love my country…, but I think we should see other people.

- People never lie so much as after fishing, during a war, or before an election.