What Would Jesus have on His Bumper?

A. Unabashed Pacifist:

There’s no time like the present – for peace.

B. Unabashed Christian:

Holy One,

Some people experience life as if they have been placed in a tomb well before their actual death. Light and hope have left, their screaming rage against their condition has died, and they suffer in the silent gloom.
At the same time, some people experience life as if the ball will last forever. Good friends, good food, lots of laughter, no worries – until the party does end.
These folks need to get together.
Amen

C. Un-quoting Jesus:

“Momma didn’t tell me there’d be days like this.”

[No, she didn’t know about Holy Saturday. And no, He didn’t say this – so far as we know.]

D. Blog: Jesus’ Bumperstickers?

- If we kill the innocent, we become the enemy.

- If you’re not outraged, you’re not paying attention.

- Congress gave huge tax breaks to the rich and all I got was this lousy bumpersticker.

- I’m against the death penalty. Look what happened to Jesus.