Who Needs War?

A. Unabashed Pacifist:

If we have peace, what will the arms industry do?

B. Unabashed Christian:

Holy One,

Earth is yours, and all that dwells thereon.
Plants, animals, rocks, trees.
Earth is yours, and all that dwells thereon.
Oceans, lakes, rivers, ponds.
Earth is yours, and all that dwells thereon.
Fish, birds, mountains, glaciers.
Earth is yours, and all that dwells thereon.
Minerals, vegetables, nuts, fruits, grains.
Earth is yours, and all that dwells thereon.
Period.
Amen

C. Un-quoting Jesus:

“Let’s wait a few minutes, Mary. I just took my little purple pill.”

[No. No way. He never said this.]

D. Blog: A Haiku

God’s peace surrounds us.
God’s love enfolds us.
Of what shall we be afraid?