Preach It, Bumpers!!

A. Unabashed Pacifist:

My government: disturber of the peace.

B. Unabashed Christian:

Holy One,

Nobody knows the troubles I’ve seen.
You know.
Nobody knows the pain in my life.
You know.
Nobody knows the despair that attacks me.
You know.
Nobody knows the heartbreak I feel.
You know.
Nobody knows the satisfaction that warms me.
You know.
Nobody knows the love that comforts my soul.
You know.
Nobody knows the joy that floods over me.
You know.
Nobody knows the peace that rains upon my heart.
You know.
Amen

C. Un-quoting Jesus:

“When this is over, I think I’ll hole up for a few days.”

[I wish the gospel writers had made it an 8th word from the cross, but no, He didn’t say it.]

D. Blog: Bumper Homilies

- Better a bleeding heart than none at all

- Ignore your rights and they’ll go away

- It is no measure of good health to be well adjusted to a sick society

- Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car