In Harmony

A. Unabashed Pacifist

Jazz musicians speak out:

The music matters, and its sound will not be overwhelmed by sounds of battle. We don’t care for war and the reasons for it. We care if you dig the music. We’ll play on, so put away the killing instruments and join in our scenes.

B. Unabashed Christian:

Holy One,

Our different voice ranges make lovely harmony possible.
Different colors make a rainbow vibrant.
Different personalities create lively conversation.
Different points of view provide a more complete picture.
Different languages express the wealth of human creativity.
Different religions expand the richness of who you are.
We bow in honor of the harmony you seek.
Amen

C. Un-quoting Jesus:

“This pie chart indicates the demographics of my audiences.”

[Probably 99% poor Jews – but He never said it.]

D. Blog: Religious Groaners

Biblical Financiers

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.