Lost & Found

A. Unabashed Pacifist:

Penguins for Peace say “We have our squabbles, but at heart you’d have to say we’re pacifists. Where we live, nothing else makes sense. When you get right down to it, the same could be said of you humans. Peace, now.”

B. Unabashed Christian:

Holy One, God of Grace and God of Glory,

Grace – your forgiveness
Glory – a striking sunset
Grace – that you truly love us
Glory – a thunderstorm
Grace – Jesus to reveal you to humanity
Glory – a waterfall
Grace – love between people
Glory – the Grand Canyon
Grace – Helen Keller
Glory – Abraham Lincoln
Grace – apples
Glory – peace between neighbors
God, you are magnificent!
Amen

C. Un-quoting Jesus:

“No child left behind.”

[Not what He said when He told the disciples to let the children come to Him.]

D. Blog: Lost and Found

Lost: One crucified Jewish male corpse. Last seen in a sealed tomb watched by armed guards. Anyone knowing its whereabouts, please notify the office of the high priest or the officer of the Roman guard. Reward.

Found: One formerly decaying male body. It now functions paranormally, revealing secrets of the universe. To claim it, present proof of i.d. and affirmation of faith. Reward.