A. Unabashed Pacifist:
To live at peace in a violent world takes great courage. Otherwise, doing so would be more prevalent.
B. Unabashed Christian:
Holy One,
You lift the limits.
You raise the roof.
You expand the horizon.
You broaden our options.
You increase the odds for joy.
You bring abundant life.
Thank you.
Amen
C. Un-quoting Jesus:
“Take five, guys. Feeding this crowd is exhausting, I know.”
[Maybe He didn’t mean five minutes when He didn’t say this..]
D. Blog: Warning: Pun Ahead!!
Some friars needed to raise more money for books for the school, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good brothers to close their shop, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close it.
Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that "Only Hugh can prevent florist friars."
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