Surfers for Peace

A. Unabashed Pacifist

Surfers for Peace:
“We enjoy the freedom peace provides. We enjoy natural thrills. We enjoy sun and sand and water. Give peace a chance to provide the thrills of a lifetime.”

B. Unabashed Christian:

Holy One,

We give thanks that you are ready to receive our praise and our petitions, our thanks and our trust.
We give thanks that you are ready to hear our requests for help in our individual lives and in our corporate life as congregation, community, nation and world.
We give thanks that we can come to you with our concerns and our joys, that you listen and respond.
We give thanks that we can come to you personally, privately and publicly. You put up no barriers to our approach to you.
We thank you for being ready to share in our lives, even unto death and beyond.
Amen

C. Un-quoting Jesus:

“The bicycle will revolutionize travel.”

[I know He never said it. But suppose He thought about it when He got on the donkey to ride into Jerusalem…]

D. Blog: Religious Humor

The Jewish Samurai

There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who needed a new chief samurai. So he sent out a declaration throughout the entire known world that he was searching for a chief. A year passed, and only three people applied for the very demanding position: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai.

The emperor asked the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be the chief samurai. The Japanese samurai opened a matchbox, and out popped a bumblebee. Whoosh! went his sword. The bumblebee dropped dead, chopped in half.The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!"

The emperor then issued the same challenge to the Chinese samurai, to come in and demonstrate why he should be chosen. The Chinese samurai also opened a matchbox and out buzzed a fly. Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh! The fly dropped dead, chopped into four small pieces. The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!"

Now the emperor turned to the Jewish samurai, and asked him to demonstrate why he should be the chief samurai. The Jewish Samurai opened a matchbox, and out flew a gnat. His flashing sword went Whoosh! But the gnat was still alive and flying around.

The emperor, obviously disappointed, said, "Very ambitious, but why is that gnat not dead?"

The Jewish Samurai just smiled and said, "Circumcision is not meant to kill."