About That Light Bulb...

A. Unabashed Pacifist:

If I should lose my mind, remember these words of mine: PEACE NOW!

B. Unabashed Christian:

Holy One,

You bless us with memory that gives our lives depth and breadth and substance. Memory makes us whole. Memory adds perspective to the present and promise to he future. Loss of memory diminishes who we are.

You are like an archive of our memories. What we have forgotten, you recall. In you, none of us is forgotten. You remember. Thank you.
Amen

C. Un-quoting Jesus:

“I’ll see your death and be raised in three days.”

[No, not what He said to Pilate.]

D. Blog: Light bulb Jokes
[Be thankful – I’ll only do this once!]

Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.

Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five. One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience.

Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.

Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for her to get it done.

Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark.
A2: None of your damn business!

Q: How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.

Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. ("That's all right...I'll just sit here in the dark...")

Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Q: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three, but they're really only one.

Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

Q: How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That's not funny!!!

Q: How many Radcliffe girls does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It's "Women" and it's not funny!

Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.

Q: How many valley girls does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Oooh, like, manual labour? Gag me with a spoon! For sure.

Q: How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three: One to write the light bulb removal program, One to write the light bulb insertion program, and One to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.