Darwinian vs. God

A. Unabashed Pacifist:

Peace comes like a rainbow – after a storm, beautiful, elusive.
Peace is like a butterfly – delicate, lovely, unpredictable.
Peace is like a dove – gentle, calm, soothing.

B. Unabashed Christian:

God of Grace,

Every breath comes as an amazing gift,
Every thought a sign of your mercy.
When I think of the love in my life, I know it reflects the love you hold for me.
I can express my thanks only on occasion, but know that I enjoy my life, and I understand it comes only by your grace.

God of Glory,

Can we measure the galaxies? Can we apprehend the workings of a cell?
They hint of your glory.
Can we read the glance between lovers or explain the sacrifices of a parent?
They are but reflections of your glory.

Amen

C. Un-quoting Jesus:

“Oops!”

[Even if He ever made a mistake, He didn’t say this – no English.]

D. Blog: Religious Humor

The Darwinian vs. God Contest

One day a group of Darwinian scientists got together and decided that humans had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one Darwinian to go and tell God that they were done any supernatural being.

The Darwinian walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go get lost."

God listened patiently and kindly to the man. After the Darwinian was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this? Let's say we have a human-making contest." To which the Darwinian happily agreed.

God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."

The Darwinian said, "Sure, no problem," and bent down and grabbed a handful of dirt.

God looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You get your own dirt!"