Jesus, Answer Guy (Part 3)

A. Unabashed Pacifist:

If making peace were a competition, would we have many entrants?
If making peace were a competition, who would be training for that Olympic event?

B. Unabashed Christian:

Holy One,

Our cries of pain and desperation, our shouts of joy and ecstasy.
You hear them.
Our whispered hopes and unmet expectations.
You hear them.
Our silent pleas and profound praise.
You hear them.
Our unspoken dreams and heart-felt desires.
You hear them.
Now bless us with your hearing as we send our prayers to you.
Amen

C. Un-quoting Jesus, The Answer:

“Do I look like I’m from around here? Don’t ask me for directions!”

[He didn’t say it. But I wonder, did He ask for directions when He was lost?]

D. Blog: Have You Seen These on a Car in Front of You?

- That was Zen. This is Tao.

- People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

- Liberals treat dogs like people while conservatives treat people like dogs.

- Last time we mixed politics and religion people got burned at the stake.