Jesus Would Shop at Payless?

A. Unabashed Pacifist:

In a peaceful world, maligning others does not occur.
In a peaceful world, our positive attributes find recognition.
In a peaceful world, our powers are applied to good ends.
In a peaceful world, all of us can be good.

B. Unabashed Christian:

Holy One,

From irrational fears, from physical and emotional harm, deliver us.
From viciousness and evil, from oppressive government, deliver us.
From callous hearts, dashed hopes and broken dreams, deliver us.
From sinful pleasures and petty preoccupations, deliver us.
For you are merciful.
Amen

C. Un-quoting Jesus:

“I need some new sandals. Do you have a Payless in this town?”

[No way. But He probably would shop at Payless today.]

D. Blog: How True!

- A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

- How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

- Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.

- Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?