Here's Your Sign

A. Unabashed Pacifist:

Some say that peace came gift-wrapped in the person of Jesus. You can’t discard one without discarding the other.

B. Unabashed Christian:

Holy One,

Another dawn brings the promise the new.
I look forward to the possibilities that will appear for me this day.
I anticipate the planned activities before me, and I live with openness to the unexpected that will come my way.
I can hardly wait for those striking, unusual, extraordinary occurrences that will make this day special.
The promise of the new is an invitation to know the joy of living in you.
Amen

C. Un-quoting Jesus:

“They say it’s paradise on Earth. So, next time I’ll appear in Hawaii.”

[Much better location for a “Holy Land,” but He never said this.]

D. Blog: You Probably Need a New Psychic if…

-Every time you draw the Death card, she yells "Go Fish!"

-He insists that your astrological sign is "the Armadillo."

-She has this sign in the window: "As Seen on '60 Minutes'"

-Psychics Magazine rates him just below fortune cookies, just above your mom.

-She shakes her crystal ball, then predicts a blizzard.