Sunday, May 24, 2009

Whatever?

A. Unabashed Pacifist:

If we value peace, what kind of salary should a peace activist receive? How about a peace reservist?

B. Unabashed Christian:

Holy One,

Because you don’t give up, you adopt flops and failures and turn them into successes.
Because you don’t give up, I know my failures are not the whole story; they do not define me.
Because you don’t give up, I continue to hope in the midst of adversity.
Because you don’t give up, I have faith that there is a rainbow in my future.
Because you don’t give up, I find strength to carry on.
Because you don’t give up, I seek out those who offer encouragement.
Because you don’t give up, why should I?
Amen

C. Un-quoting Jesus:

“Whatever.”

[Not what He said to the young man who asked how he could inherit eternal life.]

D. Blog: A Riddle

What do Kermit the Frog, Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?


[They all have the same middle name.]

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