Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Area Cat-Burglar Alert!

A. Unabashed Pacifist:

Have you heard the one about the guy who walked into an Earth and ordered Peace?

B. Unabashed Christian:

Holy One, Womb of Life,

All life gestates in you. New life and renewed life, those born or reborn, all are carried to term in you. You give birth to new hopes, fresh ideas, new relationships and promising possibilities. Apart from you there is no life at all. In you arise animation, invigoration, and inspiration. I recognize you as birth mother to all.
Amen

C. Un-quoting Jesus:

“21 centuries from now, Pharisees and Sadducees will be known as fundamentalists.”

[So that’s why… But He never made the prediction.]

D. Blog: Crime in the Mountains

WOODFIN — Woodfin police arrested an Asheville man for allegedly stealing another man’s cat. James Ray Freeman, 38, was charged with felony common law robbery, according to a warrant served today. The warrant states Freeman stole a cat valued at $100 from Keith Anthony Johnson. Bond was set at $2,000. – Asheville Citizen-Times, July 10, 2009

[A true cat burglar!]

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