A. Unabashed Pacifist:
We have met the enemy, and now we’re friends.
B. Unabashed Christian:
Holy One,
You shine as the one who cannot be tarnished. All our depravity cannot touch your purity. All our cynicism cannot diminish your boundless faith and hope for your creation. All our hateful acts d not reduce the outpouring of love from you.
The hymn says “all thy works shall praise they name on Earth and sky and sea.” When that day comes, we will have achieved significant growth in our ability to know what is valuable – your holiness.
Amen
C. Un-quoting Jesus:
“Of course I have a tool with me, Ms. Magdalen, I’m a carpenter, for goodness sake!”
[Pretending He didn’t get the concept? He never said it.]
D. Blog: Crime Here – Too Much!
Sian Marie Houston, 19, of Black Mountain, was charged with embezzling $7 from his employer, Subway, according to warrants. His bond was set as a written promise to appear in court.
–Asheville Citizen-Times, July 1, 2009
[I’m sorry, he “embezzled” how much?? I guess he ate an unauthorized sandwich--not a hero.]
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