Saturday, October 31, 2009

Un-News

A. Unabashed Pacifist:

Designated huggers take God’s place in the love lineup. Peace now!

B. Unabashed Christian:

Holy One,

Politics wears me out, so I don’t want to think about it.
Religion wears me out, too, so no more thinking about it.
Perhaps if I keep my focus on loving you and loving my neighbors, that can pass for my religion and my politics.
Amen

C. Un-quoting Jesus:

You look real good for having had five husbands.”

[Not what He said to the Samaritan woman at the well.]

D. Blog: Un-news of the Week

- Paris Hilton, again. Please, spare us from gossip pretending to be news.

- Fox “News”, always. This conservative political arm rants about children singing a song (during African-American History Month) that honors African-Americans of achievement, including President Obama. Fox shouts: INDOCTRINATION! BRAINWASHING!! PROPAGANDA!!!

Fox “News” obviously knows all there is to know about those things. They take priority over reporting real news.

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