A. Unabashed Pacifist:
When drought plagues us, we seek water.
When war plagues us, why not seek peace?
B. Unabashed Christian:
Holy One,
“When the roll is called up yonder, I’ll be there.” Sentimental and senseless bit of religious garbage, I think.
Roll calling? I don’t think so. The biblical text I recall says that our names are written on your heart already. Calling roll would be redundant, and you don’t do that kind of redundant. Up yonder? We should know better. If you call roll, it’s here and now.
Amen
C. Un-quoting Jesus:
“Listen to this latest Roman joke: What do you call a pretty girl in Rome? A tourist.”
[I like it, and He had no special fondness for the Roman empire, but He never said it.]
D. Blog: Weird Crime in Weird Asheville
ASHEVILLE — A Fletcher man was charged with larceny by an employee. Aaron Lamar Payton Martin, 24, stole, took or carried away $51 worth of men’s and women’s underwear from Kohl’s on Bleachery Boulevard, according to warrants at the Buncombe County Magistrate’s Office. He was released with a written promise to appear in court.
-- Asheville Citizen-Times, 10-26-09
[Sporting his new underwear as evidence??]
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