Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Imagination Deficit Disorder (IDD)

A. Unabashed Pacifist:

I’ll bet all I have on peace in the finals.

B. Unabashed Christian:

Holy One,

We cannot rightly blame you for boredom. Life is so challenging, interesting and downright entertaining, anybody feeling bored must not pay attention. Perhaps they suffer from Imagination Deficit Disorder (IDD), which leads them to watch too much television. Thankfully, I don’t seem to have such a condition. I love the life you give us, can’t get enough of it!
Amen

C. Un-quoting Jesus:

“Get me to the synagogue on time.”

[What time would that have been? – Didn’t say it.]

D. Blog: Tuesday Haiku

Which war would I fight in?
That would be the one in which
No one gets killed.

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