Have You Been Brainwashed?

A. Unabashed Pacifist:

“I think peace is round, like Earth. And like an orange – good for you.” -- Emily, age 10.

B. Unabashed Christian:

Holy One,

I have a lot on my mind, many possibilities that vie for my attention. I need your help in focusing on the next good thing I should do, so I might do that well before moving on to another good or necessary thing.
Amen

C. Un-quoting Jesus:

“We are the champions, my friends!”

[That wasn’t the theme song for Palm Sunday.]

D. Blog: Tuesday Haiku

Enough brainwashing convinces
People that war
Is beneficial